Vamos a ver, señores…

Hay una frase que escucho con frecuencia y con convicción repetidamente. “En España el doblaje es uno de los mejores del mundo”.

Esta claro que no soy el único con esta opinión y el hecho de que las razones por la que la situación es así sean históricas es absolutamente irrelevante a la situación actual.

Pues no, amigos. El doblaje en España no es que sea “el mejor del mundo”. Es que es “de los menos malos” doblajes del mundo. El doblaje como forma de ver películas en el cine (por lo menos, aunque mi opinión se extiende a televisión y series pero no pretendo que todos opinen totalmente igual que yo) es una aberración y su única justificación sólo puede ser que el público al que está destinado o no sepa leer o no pueda hacerlo a la velocidad suficiente (lo cual lo limita, principalmente, a películas para niños).

No estoy en contra del doblaje y me veo la situación de poder opinar de esto al haber trabajado varios años en esta industria en otro de los países que se consideran “de los mejores” y haber hecho tanto doblaje como subtitulaje (la traducción, claro está, no la actuación). Más adelante daré alguna opinión al respecto pero pensé que debía aclarar esto porque en el futuro y con frecuencia se me verá “el plumero” en este tema así que mientras antes lo deje claro mejor.

El doblaje tiene su lugar y su momento y no me molestaría que hubiera el mismo trato al subtitulado que al doblaje en vez de tener que irme a salas de calidad mucho inferior sólo por querer ver las cosas en la versión original como fue ideada por el director y los productores y querer disfrutar de la actuación de los que fueron seleccionados, por su actuación vocal y no solo física, para aparecer en estas obras.

Yo no se… Es cosa mía o Apple simplemente no se publicita en ningún país de habla hispana? He vivido en México, Venezuela y ahora estoy de vuelta en España y, por decirlo directamente, si no fuera por los usuarios de Mac que se pasan la voz entre ellos y hacen la labor de evangelista no se sabría ni que existe la marca…

De repente, despues de dos décadas Apple vuelve a ser famosa y en vez de aprovechar esa fama (el famoso efecto halo del iPod) van y ponen publicidad que dice algo como:

iPod… compatible con PC y mac
¿Soy yo el único que ve un fallo en este tipo de publicidad? O es que realmente es una estrategia de marketing conocida el que sólo te publicites entre tus propios clientes (porque Dios, como bombardea la Apple Store de publicidad, ahí sí).

Debe ser que yo de estas cosas no se.

Hace unos 10 años me recuerdo a mi mismo visitando páginas web (algo no muy común, debo añadir) que reproducían, ahí en la página, algo que se había estado utilizando desde hacía muchos años en Unix para saber lo que estaba haciendo una persona de día en día.

Todos los unices tienen aún la capacidad, aunque ya no se use, de que el usuario cree un archivo llamado .plan en su directorio de usuario y cuando otros usuarios buscan información sobre el (con el comando finger, comúnmente) el contenido del .plan aparece despues de los datos del usuario.

De repente, desarrolladores de software (de juegos son los más famosos) empezaron a publicar el contenido de estos archivos en sus páginas personales provocando que hordas de usuarios, ávidos de más información, todos los días abrieran estas páginas para ver que noticias podían haber. Era común en foros y BBS en esa época ver comentarios sobre la ultima información posteada en los .plan.

En la WikiPedia no se ve ninguna referencia a los .plan en la historia (en inglés, claro, la entrada en español está bastante más limitadilla) de los weblogs (o blogs, como se les conoce), lo cual me parece un fallo. Al menos hasta que alguien me mueste que no tienen relación.

Bajo las melodías deLove Rollercoaster del album Respect – The Soul Generation Soundtrack por Ohio Players he decidido que regresa el blog menos visto del mundo (en parte porque mi maquina suele estar ocupada arreando jamelgos y en parte porque definitivamente ni siquiera he intentado hacerlo funcionar).

OzHan sido ya tres meses en España. Las cosas no pintan como que cambien pronto así que va siendo hora de empezar a decidir que hacer con mi futuro.

Obviamente muchas cosas están todavía pendientes. Los papeles están en cierta especie de limbo burocrático que parece no tener fin. Las opciones de trabajo iniciales con las que llegué están en «Pausa» por problemas internacionales (decirlo así me hace sentir más importante) y las opciones de nuevos negocios titulan en el termómetro de la factibilidad entre «Poco Probable» e «Imposible».
Conociéndome después pondré aquí las opciones de lo que se existe como viable, para usarlo en vez de enviar mail a quien me lo pida.

It’s weird seeing at yourself and realizing you’re not sure if you’re who you’ve always thought yourself to be. I wrote this on a whim and thought twice before submitting it, as it’s more personal than my usual posts. Then I remembered nobody reads this anyway, so it makes no difference.

It’s been a hectic month. My last month in Mexico after 16 years. My last month at my company after 5 years ((Or 10, depending how you count.)).

It’s hard to say goodbye. It’s especially hard when it’s impossible to explain why I’m leaving. People come to me and say «You have a great job, you have a good life, you have a lovely girlfriend that loves you and you love back, tons of friends that would do anything for you… What’s the reason?».

And it’s oh, so hard to explain that all the above (save the last one, bless her) are part of my reasons for leaving. I’ve reached a point in my life where I start pondering what is going to be of me in the future. I’ve reached that weird place where suddenly you find yourself wondering about having a family, settling, and surprised see yourself OK with it. After thirty years of being satisfied with your life, your decisions and having a thousand and one reasons for why you were the way you were, thinking them to be so obvious… After all that suddenly you realize you don’t believe in them any more and maybe you never really did.

It’s weird, it’s hard and it’s humbling.

People ask me if I’m happy because I’m going to Spain, or if I’m sad I’m leaving the closest I’ve had to a «home» in my life and I usually reply «no» to both. I’m currently in that relaxed state that usually precedes things crashing down, the «calm before the storm». I’m exactly in the middle of the emotional rope. Divided and quietly thinking of my life as if I was part of a public. A mere spectator commenting on someone else’s fate.

And I’m afraid.

You see, I have several reasons for leaving México (and I could as easily have as many reasons for staying), as they are actually really simple: I want to live close to my family, at least for a while. I want to know what it feels like speaking of a sister or a cousin or an aunt and knowing they live, at the most, at a 2-hour trip from home. I want to be close in family’s tragedies (which, the circle of life being what it is, predicts I’ll have a few of in the near future) instead of being contacted in a rushed, sniffled phone call to be told I’ve lost yet another loved one and I wasn’t again able to be there for them and the rest of the family.

I leave, officially, to be with my family. To be in the country I was born and learn firsthand what it is to actually LIVE there. To know what it means to have the concepts of «family» and «closeness» together. I want to stop being «The relative in America». I don’t want to be a damn tourist in my own country.

And it’s so scary. I swear, I can’t even say out loud how scared I am.

I’m scared to realize, once I’m there, that I am not the person I think I am. That all I achieved, the great opportunities and wonderful moments I had in Mexico were just borne out of lucky coincidences and of being blessed with both the timing and the friends to pull things off. I’m afraid of knowing I’m a fraud and I’ve just been riding the mixed wave of having great people behind me and having a quirky enough personality that people confuse it with geniality. I’m not afraid of letting anyone else down. I’m afraid of letting MYSELF down.

To this I should add things were simpler a year ago, when I decided to leave. I was single and alone. I had friends that, all of them, happily said they’d leave to be with me in a heartbeat if I could find them a job. I had all the support of my family and all the people I loved.

Only one thing has changed now: I’m not alone any more. I have found the perfect woman (oh, Murphy, how I hate thee, let me count the ways!). A woman who’s not only beautiful and enjoyable to be with but also incredibly smart and who, unbelievably, loves me in a way I’ve never felt before. She loves me so much she’s willing to support me in this decision she doesn’t understand to the degree of leaving her own country to be with me later on. She also believes fully in me and thinks me this genius able to success anywhere ((The gorgeous fool.)).

And the problem is I could live with letting myself down, but I couldn’t live with letting her down. So the problem increases.

She’s sad, now. She knows it’s less than a week we’ll be with each other. She’s upset and the little angel tries her best to hide it, to be happy for me and to try and turn it for the best.

Is there a point to this rant? Probably not. I just had to write this down somewhere. As I know my blog is hardly read by anyone not close to me (and those that aren’t I don’t know) it seemed like a good idea. I also chose it to be in my in-english blog instead of the one in spanish, as that would limit who would read it as well. All that is left for me is to pick up my stuff, strut to Spain and demonstrate Itzel, Myself, my family and my friends I am who we all think I am, or collapse trying.

Thanks for reading.

Wish me luck.

EDITED to adapt for new blog code, 20080103

This came up in a forum and it was suggested I put it in the blog (lately the forums seem to be the main source of entries in the blog, I’m afraid). And it comments on the possibilities, yet unrealized, that could be there for bluetooth. This is something I had been thinking for a while and which believe could be achieved with current technology.

Originally posted by KBurton

One feature I’ve often wanted on a PDA is an alarm that goes off whenever the PDA and I get more than about 2 meters apart. But I guess I’d have to have a transmitter surgically implanted…hmmm, might still be worth it. It’s about time I became Bluetooth-enabled anyway. In my peer group, that would be one heck of a status symbol; especially if I could get one with the blue blinking light :-)

Something I’m waiting to see are bluetooth keychains (or better yet, a combination keychain/bluetooth/USB Drive w/256MB..:) which are charged through the USB port.

I am a mac user and have been using Salling Clicker since it was named differently, and depend on its functionality 100% (I’m sure something similar exists for windows -Phonefront, I think- and Linux -No idea- but I’ll focus on the one I’ve used and know).

This resident program actually monitors, as often as you’d like, your bluetooth devices. You can program it to «sense» the device when in range and do things to either of the devices when connected. For example:

When you «enter» range:

-Your phone gets a «menu» wherein you can control your computers applications. I have it set to control PowerPoint/Keynote, the iTunes MP3 player, the DVD player and some basic mousing around and screenshot taking, as well as taking some info from the computer like uptime, info about songs or sending/receiving messages in my IM application.

-Your computer «knows» the phone is in range, so whenever the phone gets a phone call the computer looks up the number in the local addressbook and shows you the information about that contact BEFORE you pick up, letting you see the picture of the person and the basic information you require about them.

-The DVD or MP3 players go to «pause» and the computer goes to «mute» modes when an incoming call is detected.

When you «exit» range:

-Your IM (ICQ, AOL, MSN, Yahoo) is put in «away» mode
-Your screensaver is started, password protected (when you «enter» range it can be deactivated automatically, making your phone, effectively, your password)
-Your MP3 or DVD player are put in «pause» mode and the computer in «mute» mode.

As it is, the Salling clicker currently supports this for both BT Phones (SonyEricsson support the most features, I think) and Palm devices (the UX included!) and is FULLY scriptable, meaning that you can make your own action scripts to be acted if what you need is not available (which, coupled with the Mac’s impressive scripting capabilities, opens a TON of possibilities. For example, a company that makes home automation software has published scripts that let you control your house’s Air Conditioning, Lighting, Exterior Lighting and conceivably bathtub filling from your phone or palm).

Now, if someone where to make a portable, keychain-like, bluetooth device, you could set-up similar relations between your BT devices, and if you keychain ever separated more than the BT range allows for you could have your phone start beeping and vibrating to let you know.

This can be done right now, although I’m not sure if anyone ever has.

As a mac user I’m already used to the sad fact that we’re second whenever programs, features and innovations are decided and misguided companies still believe we’re a Pain in the Ass when it comes to support us (funnily, a lot of companies exist today because of innovations Apple made that spawned whole industries).

Hence, I’m used to living with certain «quirks», which mean I have to know specific steps, procedures and compatibilities when I try to run or use equipment not expressly decided with the mac in mind (it’s amazing how well devices designed directly for the Mac or Apple work, like no other platform has seen, things like the iPod, iSight, iTrip, iMic, etc.).

As such I have a Sony Clie UX50 and two Macs, one (home) with Mail.app, Addressbook and iCal and another one with Entourage (office). One would think they should be simple enough to Sync, what with MS having an open kit for sync’ing with Entourage and iSync supposedly using Open standards for all its files. I wish it was so easy. This is a call for help. Read on if you think you can help out.
(Originally sent to a maliing list as a call for help, and reproduced here in its undedited entirety)

(Ok, this will look like a rant, but it isn’t, it’s a call for help or options, I just don’t know how to voice it without expressing the feelings I have for this)

Now. Am I the only person in the world to think that an iSync conduit for Entourage would be a good idea?

I have to use entourage in the office and use mail.app and addressbook and ical at home. I have found there is no easy way for me to synchronize all these things together and I have to, as my office appointments are in entourage but my personal apopintments are in iCal (to start with, lots of similar problems with the other apps).

I was told I could use a Palm as intermediary, which sounded reasonable enough.

I have a Palm Clie UX50 which I use with both macs, and I’m doing the palm-shuffle, sync’ing at home and then at the office. This seemed like a good option, but very basic yet important differences sprung some major problems.

First: The Palm, being its sole reason of existence to be a substitute for a written calendar and addressbook (everything else are extras, the core function of a PDA is to keep addresses, notes and appointments, this is not debatable, although can be downplayed), now in it’s sixth major iteration of its operating system and fifth major version of the addressbook still can’t, or won’t handle more than one address per contact. I won’t even try to expand on the irony and absurdity of this. Both addressbook and Entourage recognize more than one (Entourage can recognize a work and home addresses, which is the needs of 90% of the people out there who need more than one) and Addressbook can have unlimited addresses. Both use and recognize the VCF format, pioneered by Palm. Addressbook is the most standard of the three (in regards to the format for interchange). But if you use Palm as an intermediary you’re left with a single addrtess and you have to «predefine» what the addresses on the Palm are going to be (Work or Home), if you make a mistake hgere you could end up, after two or three syncs, with repeated addresses or deleted entries in Addressbook (as something that was work address in entourage is stored as home by the palm who later overwrites the home address in iaddressbook)

Second, Entourage and Addressbook handle differently the meetings, especially all-day meetings and recurring events. If you’re lucky you end up with duplicates for everything (an all-day event like an anversary gets
written both as an event from 12:00 am to 12:00 am AND as an event from 12:00am to 11:59pm), if you’re NOT lucky you end up with the whole calendar being deleted and rewritten every time you do a sync. («iSync detected changes in your to do and calendar entries, 512 entries will be deleted, 513 entries will be added, procceed or delete all?). This has the added benefit that after every sync Entourage tries to remember of every past meeting for the last month, as entries with old dates are input again in the system.

Third. Periodically .mac gets sick of all these changes and borks out, asking you to reset it all and replace it with .macs data: «Downloading 1254K, 4324 changes, reset all devices? Yes, Delete All data?».

With a conduit for entourage (or an updated Addressbook application for Palm, or at least the address database handler, as even third party addressbook substitutes like agendus can’t expand on it) in iSync I could sync entourage as if it was a PDA or something directly, not worrying about losing information to tintermediaries.

Any idea if this has been done or if it is possible? What are my options here?

A punto de cumplir un año de empezar el proceso de obtener el pasaporte español en México me encuentro, una vez mas, dando círculos y vueltas sin dirección. Los procedimientos y burocracia involucradas son tan increíbles y bizarros que difícilmente podrían explicarse fácilmente. Los requisitos cambian y los funcionarios del consulado descubren nuevas formas de maltratar y humillar a los ciudadanos que quieren resolver problemas que no sabían tener. Una vez más, sin provecho, intenté legalizar mi situación.

PROLOGO
Este artículo está hecho para probar una cosa solamente. De acuerdo a la Constitucion Española se lee:
EL ESTADO VELARÁ ESPECIALMENTE POR LA SALVAGUARDIA DE LOS DERECHOS ECONóMICOS Y SOCIALES DE LOS TRABAJADORES ESPAÑOLES EN EL EXTRANJERO Y ORIENTARÁ SU POLÍTICA HACIA SU RETORNO
(Art 42 de la Constitución Española de 1978)

Estas ayudas pueden ser:

– Ayudas de carácter Asistencial.
– Para facilitar la integración socio-laboral, orientación profesional y promoción de empleo
– Ayudas de promoción educativa, cultural y social
Nombres, requisitos, dinero, papeles, envíos trasatlánticos, consejos y ganas de gritar contenidas que probablemente hayan resultado en mas de una migraña.

Este escrito pretende demostrar que si bien las leyes Españolas preveen la repatriacion de emigrados y si bien no dudo que hagan algo la cruda realidad es que ni con mucho hacen lo que podrian hacer ni hacen lo minimo incluso para ayudar a los que quieren regresar al pais, no facilitando tampoco los tramites, las relaciones y no proveyendo un mecanismo adecuado de quejas y reclamos, por lo cual estas acciones no son conocidas o reconocidas jamas por quienes podrian hacer algo al respecto.

Estos son algunos de los factores a los que una persona promedio tiene que enfrentarse cuando intenta resolver la maraña de procedimientos, requisitos y direcciones que es la obtención de un pasaporte español.

Gente como Nora Ortega, en el Consulado Español en México. Los funcionarios de los registros civiles en España, la costumbre ya común de dar citas para trámites urgentes para dentro de 9 meses, el hacer que la gente se desplace físicamente hasta el Consulado Español en la Colonia Polanco, en la Ciudad de Mexico (Mexico, D.F.) sin importar que uno lo único que quiera saber sea el horario de atención a clientes.

La absoluta e irresponsable actitud general e ineptitud de todo el cuerpo gubernamental que está involucrado en el trámite y expedición de pasaportes españoles y aseveración de nacionalidad española en México y España.

Es triste y a veces casi suficiente como para desistir de obtener la nacionalidad de España.

En mi caso soy Español. Nací en España en un año en el cual la nacionalidad se obtenía por «suelo» (por haber nacido allí), hijo de Español por herencia (mi padre es mexicano, hijo de españoles). Ahora resulta que las leyes posteriores a mi nacimiento son retroactivas y perdí mi nacionalidad en algún momento en el que asumo que debo haber estado distraído. Ahora resulta que mi padre, que vive en España y ha sido español acreditado legalmente toda su vida, debe de tramitar una «nota» en su acta de nacimiento en la que específicamente se estipule que durante toda su vida y específicamente en la fecha de mi nacimiento el ERA (y ha seguido siendo) español.

El hecho de que yo tenga un pasaporte español (vencido, debo admitir) no es prueba suficiente de que yo nací en España (invalidando la misma credibilidad del gobierno español, por parte del mismo gobierno español)

El hecho de que en el año que yo nací la nacionalidad española se obtuviera automáticamente sin importar la ascendencia no es prueba suficiente de que soy español (las leyes ahora son retroactivas, rompiendo uno de los fundamentos básicos de las mismas)

El hecho de que mi padre no haya perdido su nacionalidad nunca (comprobable) no es prueba suficiente de que no ha perdido su nacionalidad nunca (esto suena extremadamente extraño y sin embargo esto son palabras exactas del consulado). Necesita ahora hacer una nota en su acta de nacimiento que especifique que no la ha perdido. Esto es solo para que su hijo, yo, pueda hacer un trámite de afirmación de nacionalidad, ya que el ha sido capaz de obtener pasaportes, carnets de conducir y visas como español durante toda su vida sin problemas (de nuevo, el gobierno español se desacredita a sí mismo al implicar que no puede confiar en sus propias acciones pasadas).

El hecho de que haya visitado, llamado por teléfono y consultado al consulado mas de catorce veces, teniendo que sobrevivir cada una con un NUEVO requerimiento, con una NUEVA razón por la cual no puedo obtener MI nacionalidad original.

El hecho de que haya tenido que soportar la actitud del personal del Consulado Español, que siempre se comporta como si tuviera que soportarnos, a nosotros que somos los que con nuestros impuestos pagamos su sueldo (o, en mi caso, estamos dispuestos a pagarlo, si nos lo permitieran) para que nos atiendan y nos ayuden con los trámites que nos obligan a hacer.

El hecho de que haya tenido que contratar los servicios de un abogado de extranjería, al que le pagué y que después de ayudarme todo lo posible literalmente me dijo: «No puedo ayudarle, ya no le falta ningún trámite por hacer ni documento por entregar. Nunca había escuchado de las cosas que le dicen en el Consulado. Le aconsejaría que demandara pero no puede al no ser ciudadano español». (Esto es, recapitulemos, después de que solicité asesoría de como podía obtener mi nacionalidad española teniendo como puntos a mi favor el hecho de haber nacido físicamente en España, de ser hijo de padre Español y nieto de abuelos españoles, lo cual sonaría como suficientes argumentos pero por lo visto no lo es)

Mucha gente me ha intentado ayudar, pero el círculo Moëbius sin fin que el Gobierno Español ha creado permite no sólo que una cantidad grandísima de gente tenga un empleo en sus consulados en el mundo y que abogados en extranjería estén teniendo grandes ganancias ayudando a la gente en algo que debería ser un procedimiento obvio, sino que además pueden permitirse el lujo de tratar a los posibles ciudadanos como si fueran TODOS posibles criminales (al menos ese es el trato que he recibido yo en el Consulado) y de hacerles bailar divertidamente en el baile de la burocracia.

Dejemos algo muy claro. Yo tengo un empleo excelente, con un sueldo magnífico en un lugar precioso en México. Mis ganas y deseos de regresar a España eran solo de dos tipos:

1.-Regresar a la tierra que me vio nacer. Vivir allí y conocerla bien.
2.-Vivir cerca de mi familia y hacerles saber lo mucho que los quiero

Después de todas estas ridículas situaciones para obtener mi nacionalidad (que nunca debí perder) española estoy reconsiderando que ya solo la segunda razón está´siendo válida, y la primera razón se aproxima peligrosamente a estar en el otro extremo, donde vivir y convivir en el Gobierno Español se vuelva un castigo y un martirio que tendré que sufrir para poder cumplir el segundo que, afortunadamente, es lo suficientemente grande e importante como para no ser destruido por el primero.

Ojalá pudiera obtener ayudar. Ojalá Nora Ortega, el Consulado Español en Mexico o en España o alguien que pudiera hacer una diferencia leyera esto. Si este escrito puede ayudar a que quien tenga algún tipo de influencia para arreglar las cosas, para mejorarlas entonces me daré por satisfecho, me dará gusto haber podido ayudar. Personalmente me gustaría poder saber que no es peligroso que mi nombre este aquí. Me gustaría creer en los procesos, procedimiento y trámites del Gobierno. Me gustaría no estar escribiendo esto ahora. Me gustaría seguir teniendo ilusión por regresar a mi patria, en vez de este sabor amargo y esta sensación de que esto es una señal de como funcionan las cosas en España. mi país.

Si tienes algún comentario que hacer no dudes en usar la sección apropiada.

After getting the brand new UX50, and before it’s made obsolete by Sony’s weekly batch of new models, I thought I’d write a list of the things I like, dislike and would like in the new little thingy. It turned out they were quite a few but, truthfully. I do like the little bugger.

Sony Clié: Hits, Misses and Wishlist

Ok. I just got my Sony Clie PEG-UX50. First Palm and Clie in a LONG time and the first I have actually decided I HAD to have.

Clie has had a very busy story over the last two years. New Clies have come out with new features so often it’s become a common joke among reviewers. From time to time it’s even seemed like a joke. Sony releases a Clie with audio playback but no recording, then another one with audio recording but no backlight, then another one with a camera but no video recording to Memory Stick, later on one with a high-quality camera but no video.

It’s seemed to me this last two years that Sony either were being too candid («we just managed to put this into the Clie! Let’s release a new model!») or they’ve been too clever, pacing their new features onto as many not-so-well-paced Clie models.

The Sony Clie PEG-UX50 seemed to me like the pinnacle. Nothing else can be added to this thing without it being downright silly. I might have been wrong, but not for much.

I like the Sony Clie UX50 a lot, and feel it was a good choice. I can’t help but thinking, tho’, that Sony still has one or two models up its sleeve before it runs out of ideas.

HITS:

Let’s see what Sony did well first. I’ll try to get here what the machine gets right. I won’t include things taken for granted in all Palmtops («It has a stylus and touch-sensitive screen! Wow!») but will comment on what I find good or above design choices.

  • Screen Quality: The 65K Color screen is top-notch. It’s crisp and clear and the fact that it’s smaller than the recent trend in Palm and Clie is actually a benefit, as it looks better (same number of pixels more densely packed: Crisper image). It doesn’t wave or flicker, even when looked through polarized/tinted glasses (which frequently expose imperfections in LCDs). Backlight is great too.
  • Keyboard: A lot of people are complaining about the keyboard. I don’t see the point. It’s a keyboard in a Palm, so it’ll never be great. Most of the complaints have focused on the keys being too level or flushed against the wavy surface of the lower part of the clamshell. This makes it harder to locate the keys by touch alone or to know if you’ve pressed it correctly. I find this is not so much of an issue as it’s made up to be, as the keyboard lights up and the lack of relief in the keys is made up with the actual relief felt when they are pushed down. I think this is more a thing of both taste and what people are used to vs. the more aesthetic approach of the Clie.=20
  • Placement of «peripherals». The placement of the ports and slots is very smart in the Clie, and space is not wasted at all. Connection-related ports are on the left side (IR and USB) as well as the on/off, where as media ports are on the right (Memory Stick and Headphone Jack). Camera and Capture button are on top/hinge and stylus. Microphone, shortcut keys and lanyard hoop are on the bottom/front of the unit. The bottom has the cradle contacts.
  • I may probably be the only person in the world that clearly likes the lanyard hoop. Not that I use it or even intend to. It’s just that it finishes the overall look of 80’s sci-fi tech the little unit has. I love it, people are mystified by it..:) I have even thought it might have to do with wireless reception as well, but I could be mistaken
  • Speaker volume is excellent and audiojack volume is also very well balanced. One of the best speakers I have heard in a Palm in the last years.
  • Microphone Sound capture is crisp and clear, and almost instantaneous. A wait of one or one-and-a-half seconds is clearly enough to start yammering at the unit..:)
  • The web browser, NetFront, is gorgeous to look at, supporting a lot of high-end features and rendering crisp, near-desktop-quality pages. It misses here and there with CSS and/or JS but overall an excellent web browser, if a little slow.

MISSES:
Sony did some decisions that have not been very welcome to different degrees, from obvious design blunders to minor opportunity areas:

  • The Sony Clie does not recognize the Sony Ericsson T610 phone right out of the box. It can’t communicate with it via bluetooth nor can it use it for Internet Connectivity. Ironically the support from it has to be found from PalmOne’s own phonelink app, which comes with drivers for it. This is so ironic (whomever buys a UX50 right now like to stay cutting-edge, and the T610 is hardly new, yet it’s the flagship product of SonyEricsson).
  • Screen Rotation (lack of): Enough has been said about this. The landscape layout is not bad and is actually very practical for Web browsing, e-mail handling and «Documents To Go» manipulation (BTW, Sony! What’s with not including a license of Docs To Go any more!?) but it’s pretty obvious that at some point portrait orientation was not only planned, but designed around. Other Clies have screen rotation and this is obviously something that exists currently for PalmOS, so the decision was actually conscious to not include it here, but the whole bottom/front row just screams of portrait orientation. The scrollwheel is located in a place that makes it comfortable to roll with a thumb or the middle finger on average-sized hands (depending on your hand orientation). The shortcuts buttons likewise imply finger control and are too cumbersome to use when in clamshell mode. Luckily landscape supports the graffitti area to be on either side of the screen.=20
  • Design not really intended for one hand operation: This is obvious from the clamshell mode, which implies two-handed operation, but it seems it should’ve been easy to design the case to work reasonably well when in tablet mode with one hand. This means the scroll wheel should be more useful, arrows (or a sonyericsson-type joystick) could be on the outside and, again, portrait should be supported (easier on the hand, as it’s narrower and not as tiring). As it is I’m willing to buy one of those «finger-stylus» that are put in the index finger, thimble-style, to make it easier to use the machine.=20

  • The stylus could use some redesign, the hand hurts after a while of using it.
  • The USB port is hard to open and flimsy, the port cover could be easily broken.
  • The on/off/hold switch is not easily movable and frequently moving from the «hold» position will result in the unit being turned off.
  • As with the USB cable mentioned elsewhere (used for power) the cradle should have a USB port itself and a hotsync button. I’d actually like for the connection to the cradle to be USB itself but this seems to be out of the question, for some reason I can’t readily see.
  • File management is a mess, interapplication communication for data files (graphics files, mostly) is a joke. I wish this was improved. I copied image files with the «send to handheld» application and the files are there sitting with other files, yet the album and viewer can’t see them.


WISHLIST:
There are a few things I’d like to see in future versions of either the Clie Software, Palm OS or, in extreme cases, the Clie hardware itself (although this last one would mean I wouldn’t have access to it in this unit)

  • Standard Connectors in the unit. There is ZERO backward compatibility between this clie model and past models. No peripherals work with it if they relied in the older unit connectors. I can’t believe this wasn’t raised as a concern when the units were being tested. There is a great GPS-and-car peripheral for Clies that can’t be used with the UX50 and can be argument enough for people not to upgrade (it would be for me).=20
  • Higher-resolution camera: This would be a good addition in the future. A flash would help as well. Battery usage will have the kick it needs to finally be almost useless but would be a good addition.

  • Quick toggle for bluetooth and wireless settings. As it is right now you can forget about them and the battery will drain incontrollably. I’d make the current status LEDs actually be mode buttons. Press with the stylus and you turn it on, press again and you turn it off. Easy.
  • Charge through the USB port: Come on, Sony, you don’t expect us to keep on buying cradles and bring them over with our laptops, do you? It’s enough hardware as it is. They’re not cheap either. The current in the USB port is enough to keep the battery at its current level, if not charging it (heck, I have a coffe mug warmer here that uses USB electricity for it’s operation and I know there are electric brushes, fans and lights that use it as well).
  • Support for PalmOne’s Phonelink app. It’s the only way I have seen Palmtops connect though bluetooth to Mexico’s Telcel service and I can’t figure out the settings on my own (this is kind of a wish maybe only I would be benefited from, but still)
  • Battery Life is normal as long as none of the special features are enabled, but what’s the point. Heavy use of bluetooth will bring the  battery life to less than a day. Wireless usage could shorten it to just a few hours. Bluetooth Sync’ing and wireless web browsing being too slow don’t help much here.
  • Support for multiple modes in the record/capture button. As it is it can be configured for either Photo, Movie or Sound Recording trigger. As the Clie already knows when it’s in tablet, clamshell or close modes (it’s only three modes, although Sony insists in their website it’s five) this means the button could be contextual: Record sound when in closed mode, pictures in tablet mode, movies in clamshell mode. This sounds like a no-brainer to me.
  • Support for MacOSX platforms. As it is the Missing Sync provides good-enough support for the Mac, but some features are missing and the product costs extra. Sony should include functionality in their products to enable MacOSX usage. Some of this functionality means just behaving like a standard product (there are very clear standards for USB based storage devices, which the Memory Stick surely classifies as and for USB cameras, which the UX50 also qualifies as, not to mention the MP3 player).
  • Support for «live» phone bluetooth connection. Live call warning and ability to use the Clie as a speakerphone (and even record a conversation) would make the Clie much more attractive to all those people convinced they should have a Palm as a Cellphone (an aberration to me, but to each his own). You could have your phone stashed in the backpack, in the inner pocket or in its sleeve and use the Clie as the communication center, sending and receiving messages, answering calls and connecting to the internet without sacrificing the phone, which is still smaller and has better battery life, for those times you’re not bringing the Clie with you (camping, jogging, etc.)=20
  • Screen should rotate in both directions. A lot of people when first grabbing the machine will try to rotate wrongly and the owner will hear ominous cracks and creaks while the person understands that if he’s exerting force then he’s doing it wrong.
  • There is no quick button for HotSync, Push-and-hold on one of the main buttons should at least open HotSync, let alone starting it up. No luck there.
  • The SMS application should maintain a live connection to the phone or at least check its contents periodically, so you can be warned of new messages.
  • An IM application should be included by default, with which the three most-used services of the Internet would be covered (Web browsing, e-mail and IM). Open Source clients exist aplenty supporting all protocols in a single client (ICQ, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, with MSN hanging in uncertainly these days) and the program should run on the background or from the web browser, as to not kill the current connection.
  • I’m still undecided in a proper telnet/terminal program for the Palm. Haven’t found a good alternative yet. Will keep looking.